A few months back my hairdresser came up with this interesting topic to converse on while he was messing up my hair (no kidding) And I have no clue to this date why the hell he picked me to have this conversation with. Then again, maybe he thought I would endure his speech with a pinch of patience. So here goes the summary of the conversation which would lead to my analysis on the title put up above.
The man is a little full of himself I should say. No offence intended but just elaborating the facts as they are. He ain’t that bad looking either, a little bodybuilder style, tinted hair (the usual of the hairdressing folk I think of late) and a somewhat good charmer.
His topic of the day: the women who come to his saloon and who make moves on him. I am like spare me please, but then again, I am not the kind to speak out my bitchiness out loud, unless really required. So on a test of patience, I await for him to go on with his monologue while he shifts the clips stuck in my wet hair and takes off the curls with his scissors. I think within me, “I will kill you if you mess up my hair, while talking about the stupid women you might have messed around with”
I remember the dude telling me about a woman he was having an affair with once, a while back, I was grossed out at that, listening to him just rant on and on, about some woman who could not get enough of him, and how he was careful so as not to affect her dignity by being seen in public with her (which he claimed not to be good for her) and instead he decided to take her to a room with him so that they can have the conversation in private (my foot I am sure conversation was the last thing he had in his mind). Anyways nothing against a man who wants to screw around, but it is a little gross to think that this man is talking quite unashamed of his ventures while he had a wife and a teenaged daughter. After listening to his rant the other day, I was like, so “does not your wife ever notice?”, he goes “ Oh, I keep her happy. She cooks and takes care of my daughter. She is a good wife” (!!!!) I wanted to ask him if he was a good husband but refrained from pronouncing that line. Instead I thought “what a loser”.
So the latest theory of his on women, he thinks that most of these aunty types who come to his salon are hitting on him. (may be they are, one of them walked in while he was making a mess of my hair) And tells me that he feels sorry for the women, “poor women, their husbands are not keeping them happy. Imagine how your life would be if you were to live with a man who cannot satisfy you!” Sigh. I pity the torture the ears of mine were going through. I presume it needs not be explained. But then again this guy was providing me a new perspective on life.
According to him these aunties are sexually frustrated because their hubbies are incapable of satisfying them. (I am sure while they are busy satisfying women who are the age of their daughters, anyhow) And the solution they come up with is screwing around with a married hairstylist who is a wannabe Arnold Schwarzenegger, but a very short version at that.
He would have gone into detailed analysis of his theory had I not enlightened him on my lack of interest in his proclamations. (though it was done in a very non bitchy way as a precautionary measure not to mess up my hair as much as I possibly could. But then again he had already messed it up to some extent with his excitement in his story telling. Screw you, you idiot!)
The guy as a closing line decided to get into a bet with me that one of these days, in the future, when I will not have potential beaux to keep me entertained, and I be not satisfied with a man that I would do the same. (go in search of a possible man who would satisfy me..his theory of course) He spoke in the most sagely tones, and said that when the frustration hits me hard, I the prude shall vanish and that I will be one who is no more different from those aunties.
I laughed at him. I could not picture myself sleeping with a man like him even if he was the last person on the planet. I would definitely head for animals I think.
But then months later, at present day while I type this, while being in love with someone who seem to be a hardcore believer abstinence, I wonder whether for the stupidest second, whether he did have a point.
I wonder as weird as it may sound, if his mouth made more sense than his scissors did justice to the task set upon them.
PS. And NO I am NOT interested
Lol! One thing though, I have often noticed that the ones who “claim” to be getting all the action are the ones who aren’t getting any at all. But he does have a point though. I used to know a friend who was in the habit of entertaining these aunty types who came to him complaining of their hubbies and stuff.Whether they are bored with their lives and just looking for some action or they really are being abandoned by their husbands, one will never know.
although it is aunty types in this scenario, i think it is not always that aged people who are in that plight. I am sure it applies to women of any age. Then man needs to pay more attention to what the woman needs, or she would look for it elsewhere i think,
Interesting. Actually feel this is true. Every one is entitled to pursue happiness. Married women are no exception. The problem is the social consequences of getting caught. As long as its not a problem, go right ahead. lol.
I have a theory for why this is increasingly common. It’s probably due to the increasing freedom that women seems to enjoy these days. When a man and a woman are married, there social circle starts to focus on each other. Sometimes the man or woman starts to negatively effect the other person. A woman who has had better relationships would naturally look out for a better partner. A man would do the same. This is mainly because divorce is not an option in some cases.
well I think divorce is always an option just that people think it is taboo and then end up cheating on their partners. As for women having more freedom, well I think it is a good thing they do, cz in the past the woman was expected to shut up and endure the cheating of the husband in silence as if she had no clue of it. Not that it has changed much in the present too. I mean these people who tend to look for hairstylists to give them physical satisfaction seem to be no better. It is always better to split up rather than go around screwing others while being married to someone else.
Ummm, does not the “one that matters” read this blog? 😀
let’s assume that the “one that matters” is fictional and even if not, that the blog is not read 🙂
Or is the blog fictional? 😀
Well, seeing as this is your real name, I find it mind boggling that he who matters has not found this yet, assuming he is indeed real. 🙂
if “the one” is real, he seems not inclined to read rants 😛
What a trooper. 🙂 Either that or he can’t use a computer right?
OR maybe 😀 the one that matters knows and this is your way of hinting at him your somewhat increased sexual appetite than is the norm? 😀 Again, assuming he’s real. 😀
Oh, and I’m implying your have a large sexual appetite purely going by the subject of the majority of your posts. 😀 Don’t be offended 😉
women who cheat on their husbands and boyfriends are filthy whores. they cannot seem to stay with one man, and need a variety of different men to satisfy them. i am a straight man that would be very happy if i could meet the right woman to spend the rest of my life with, and easily be a one woman man.